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elanchana: C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, but we don’t serve minors.” So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished, and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. D comes in and heads for the bathroom, saying, “Excuse me; I’ll just be a second.” Then A comes...

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theforgottengopher replied to your post: I like how on american Idol J-Lo and Randy are… There was one part earlier where a participant said the number for people to call all by herself and I was like Ryan Seacrest is the next to go. I like to think that I saw his look of terror when he realized that thought. Seacrest Out!

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thenewbrunette: I like how on american Idol J-Lo and Randy are just like, ”yes, Stephen, yes, we get your joke. now don’t hit on the underage girls”. It is so funny I have only watched a few minutes but it seems like the judges are just saying “fuck this, nobody’s watching we can say whatever the fuck we want”. I have heard one good singer in all of the snippets I have seen over the past few...

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I like how on american Idol J-Lo and Randy are just like, ”yes, Stephen, yes, we get your joke. now don’t hit on the underage girls”. It is so funny I have only watched a few minutes but it seems like the judges are just saying “fuck this, nobody’s watching we can say whatever the fuck we want”. I have heard one good singer in all of the snippets I have seen...

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The thing with senioritis. I don’t want it, it kind of sucks to have it, but it’s like my default mode switched from “do homework” to “internet” so I have to work twice as hard to get the same shit done that I did before. annoying.

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theordinarydailydragons replied to your post: Who is Windy? It’s definitely Windy. I know.

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Anonymous asked: I think you're fantastic!

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Anonymous asked: Who is Windy?

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Anonymous asked: Random anon love will commence in 3, 2, 1: Your tumblr is....WONDERFUL (Caps locks shows how deeply I care for your tumblr)! You also seem to be super duper trendy and awesome.

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miss-doctorwhom: seekinggreatperhaps: sherlocklooksbetterinasheet: Harry Potter in 99 Seconds. Still one of my all-time favourite things on the internet. I have the whole song memorised in my head. Always reblog.

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Announcer: THE ARTIST? TWO FOR YOU!
Harry Potter: Bu-
Announcer: HUGO? FOUR FOR YOU, HUGO, YOU GO HUGO!!!
Harry Potter: Uh-
Announcer: Is War Horse in the audience? Here you go, one for you...
Harry Potter: Excuse me-
Announcer: AND NONE FOR HARRY POTTER BYE!

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Jim Moriarty at the Oscars

balalaikaboss: “Who are you wearing?” “My shoes? He used to be quite a lovely financial accountant.” “I don’t think I know who you’re talking about.” “No, you wouldn’t have. He was never fond of design. Or competent at design, for that matter. Or a designer at all. Oh well.”

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Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*

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ameliawordsworth: siriusblackisababe: cocksandklainebows: candycoateddoom: nevillelongbadass: themischief: I LITERALLY JUST CLAPPED THIS wow LOLOLOL. I COVERED UP HER COMMENT ON ALL OF THE HUNGER GAMES BOOK IN MY CLASS WITH BLUE STICKY NOTES. genius

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theforgottengopher replied to your post: theforgottengopher replied to your link:… Good. I was worried that I was going to have to be stern with you and I have no idea how to represent sterness in emotiocon form. perhaps >:[ does that look about right?

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theforgottengopher replied to your link: Guys…. Hmm. Interesting. Have you done your homework? what homework (actually working on it now fyi)

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Guys.... →

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Bad Movie Liveblog →

theforgottengopher: We’re watching Prom…Oh god. Why are all the proposals in the same handwriting? “Stupid inconsiderate playa dude”- Windy “It’s gonna catch fire. Yup, it caught fire”- Lexie “He’s gonna take his shirt off, yep.” -Francesca “That is a bullshit speech.”- Lexie “I wonder why he’s hiding his forehead” -Windy “He’s Harry Potter.” -Francesca “He sucks as a bad boy, His facade...

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Tangled Liveblog

theforgottengopher: Francesca about Flynn Rider stealing the crown: “Smooth bastard!” “It’s Rapunzel’s 18th birthday! Oh, she’s LEGAL now, is she?”-Francesca “You can tell them apart because he has an eyepatch!” (of the redhead twins) -windy “If he was important to the movie would have TOLD me, like they did with the witch lady!” (of the horse)- Francesca “Oh look, it’s a tower, that’s a...

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